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function random_oblique_card () {
quotes = new Array();
n = 0;
quotes[n++] = "(Organic) machinery.";
quotes[n++] = "A line has two sides.";
quotes[n++] = "A very small object. Its center.";
quotes[n++] = "Abandon normal instruments.";
quotes[n++] = "Accept advice.";
quotes[n++] = "Accretion.";
quotes[n++] = "Allow an easement (an easement is the abandonment of a stricture).";
quotes[n++] = "Always first steps.";
quotes[n++] = "Always give yourself credit for having more than personality.";
quotes[n++] = "Are there sections?";
quotes[n++] = "Consider transitions.";
quotes[n++] = "Ask people to work against their better judgment.";
quotes[n++] = "Ask your body.";
quotes[n++] = "Assemble some of the elements in a group and treat the group.";
quotes[n++] = "Balance the consistency principle with the inconsistency principle.";
quotes[n++] = "Be dirty.";
quotes[n++] = "Be extravagant.";
quotes[n++] = "Be less critical more often.";
quotes[n++] = "Breathe more deeply.";
quotes[n++] = "Bridges -build -burn.";
quotes[n++] = "Cascades.";
quotes[n++] = "Change instrument roles.";
quotes[n++] = "Change nothing and continue with immaculate consistency.";
quotes[n++] = "Children -speaking -singing.";
quotes[n++] = "Cluster analysis.";
quotes[n++] = "Consider different fading systems.";
quotes[n++] = "Consult other sources -promising -unpromising.";
quotes[n++] = "Convert a melodic element into a rhythmic element.";
quotes[n++] = "Courage!";
quotes[n++] = "Cut a vital connection.";
quotes[n++] = "Decorate, decorate.";
quotes[n++] = "Define an area as 'safe' and use it as an anchor.";
quotes[n++] = "Destroy -nothing -the most important thing.";
quotes[n++] = "Discard an axiom.";
quotes[n++] = "Disciplined self-indulgence.";
quotes[n++] = "Disconnect from desire.";
quotes[n++] = "Discover the recipes you are using and abandon them.";
quotes[n++] = "Distorting time.";
quotes[n++] = "Do nothing for as long as possible.";
quotes[n++] = "Do something boring.";
quotes[n++] = "Do the washing up.";
quotes[n++] = "Do the words need changing?";
quotes[n++] = "Do we need holes?";
quotes[n++] = "Don't be afraid of things because they're easy to do.";
quotes[n++] = "Don't be frightened of cliches.";
quotes[n++] = "Don't be frightened to display your talents.";
quotes[n++] = "Don't break the silence.";
quotes[n++] = "Don't stress one thing more than another.";
quotes[n++] = "Emphasize differences.";
quotes[n++] = "Emphasize repetitions.";
quotes[n++] = "Emphasize the flaws.";
quotes[n++] = "Faced with a choice, do both.";
quotes[n++] = "Feed the recording back out of the medium.";
quotes[n++] = "Fill every beat with something.";
quotes[n++] = "From nothing to more than nothing.";
quotes[n++] = "Get your neck massaged.";
quotes[n++] = "Ghost echoes.";
quotes[n++] = "Give the game away.";
quotes[n++] = "Give way to your worst impulse.";
quotes[n++] = "Go outside. Shut the door.";
quotes[n++] = "Go slowly all the way round the outside.";
quotes[n++] = "Go to an extreme, move back to a more comfortable place.";
quotes[n++] = "Honor thy error as a hidden intention.";
quotes[n++] = "How would you have done it?";
quotes[n++] = "Humanize something free of error.";
quotes[n++] = "Idiot glee (?).";
quotes[n++] = "Imagine a caterpillar moving.";
quotes[n++] = "Imagine the piece as a set of disconnected events.";
quotes[n++] = "In total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly.";
quotes[n++] = "Infinitesimal gradations.";
quotes[n++] = "Intentions -nobility of -humility of -credibility of.";
quotes[n++] = "Into the impossible.";
quotes[n++] = "Is it finished?";
quotes[n++] = "Is the intonation correct?";
quotes[n++] = "Is there something missing?";
quotes[n++] = "It is quite possible (after all).";
quotes[n++] = "Just carry on.";
quotes[n++] = "Left channel, right channel, center channel.";
quotes[n++] = "Listen to the quiet voice.";
quotes[n++] = "Look at a very small object, look at its center.";
quotes[n++] = "Look at the order in which you do things.";
quotes[n++] = "Look closely at the most embarrassing details and amplify them.";
quotes[n++] = "Lost in useless territory.";
quotes[n++] = "Lowest common denominator.";
quotes[n++] = "Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame.";
quotes[n++] = "Make a sudden, destructive unpredictable action; incorporate.";
quotes[n++] = "Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list.";
quotes[n++] = "Mechanize something idiosyncratic.";
quotes[n++] = "Mute and continue.";
quotes[n++] = "Not building a wall but making a brick.";
quotes[n++] = "Once the search is in progress, something will be found.";
quotes[n++] = "Only a part, not the whole.";
quotes[n++] = "Only one element of each kind.";
quotes[n++] = "Overtly resist change.";
quotes[n++] = "Put in ear plugs.";
quotes[n++] = "Question the heroic approach.";
quotes[n++] = "Reevaluation (a warm feeling).";
quotes[n++] = "Remember those quiet evenings.";
quotes[n++] = "Remove ambiguities and convert to specifics.";
quotes[n++] = "Remove specifics and convert to ambiguities.";
quotes[n++] = "Repetition is a form of change.";
quotes[n++] = "Retrace your steps.";
quotes[n++] = "Reverse.";
quotes[n++] = "Short circuit (example: a man eating peas with the idea that they will improve his virility shovels them straight into his lap).";
quotes[n++] = "Simple subtraction.";
quotes[n++] = "Simply a matter of work.";
quotes[n++] = "Spectrum analysis.";
quotes[n++] = "State the problem in words as clearly as possible.";
quotes[n++] = "Take a break.";
quotes[n++] = "Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance.";
quotes[n++] = "Tape your mouth.";
quotes[n++] = "The inconsistency principle.";
quotes[n++] = "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten.";
quotes[n++] = "The tape is now the music.";
quotes[n++] = "Think of the radio.";
quotes[n++] = "Tidy up.";
quotes[n++] = "Towards the insignificant.";
quotes[n++] = "Trust in the you of now.";
quotes[n++] = "Turn it upside down.";
quotes[n++] = "Twist the spine.";
quotes[n++] = "Use 'unqualified' people.";
quotes[n++] = "Use an old idea.";
quotes[n++] = "Use an unacceptable color.";
quotes[n++] = "Use fewer notes.";
quotes[n++] = "Use filters.";
quotes[n++] = "Water.";
quotes[n++] = "What are the sections sections of?";
quotes[n++] = "What are you really thinking about just now?";
quotes[n++] = "What is the reality of the situation?";
quotes[n++] = "What mistakes did you make last time?";
quotes[n++] = "What would your closest friend do?";
quotes[n++] = "What wouldn't you do?";
quotes[n++] = "Work at a different speed.";
quotes[n++] = "Would anybody want it?";
quotes[n++] = "You are an engineer.";
quotes[n++] = "You can only make one dot at a time.";
quotes[n++] = "You don't have to be ashamed of using your own ideas.";
/* calculate a random index */
var index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);
/* return a random quotation */
return quotes[index]
}
/* display the quotation */
document.writeln("");